LOOK! Drake Niewinski bulks up for new Hulk movie

[SamuelBarbado]

 

LOOK! Drake Niewinski bulks up
for new Hulk movie

Stand-up comedian Drake Niewinski shocked the public last November 4 with his new physique, now reaching up to over 8 feet and weighing about a ton and a half of pure muscle. 

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By Luke de Mesa 
23:21 5 Nov 2022

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The Instagram post showed him and his husband guitarist Kyle Cuevas who were both celebrating their fourth anniversary in an undisclosed beach resort in Cuba.

Kinomotus Pictures cast the comedian last December 2021 to star as Bruce Banner in the upcoming Hulk movie, directed by Harrold Dawoud.

The choice first disappointed many Marvel fans who have associated Drake with the lanky substitute teacher Sam Arnaud in the sitcom Horrible Students.

“Drake is the perfect Bruce,” Harrold explained. “Nerdy, awkward—but I want to use the same actor for the Hulk. I want people to recognize the human inside the monster. We had filmed all the Dr. Banner scenes before he underwent the transformation. We did the Hulk scenes after that. He did his own stunts, of course.”

Harrold has been known for insisting the use of practical effects in all his films, and Hulk is no exception. 

Biotelo Corporation took care of the comedian’s drastic transformation which involved rewriting his genes to force his muscles to grow exponentially and restructuring his bones and organs to accommodate his out-of-this-world proportions.  

“We didn’t turn him green and ugly for obvious reasons,” said Dr. Jerico Agarwal. “That’s the task for the costume and make up team. We’d like him to keep his intelligence and live a ‘somewhat normal life.'” 

 

 

“I was reluctant at first,” Drake said. “It was a big decision. I didn’t know if I’d come out of that lab alive. I didn’t know how my family would feel living with a freak. But my stepson talked me into it. He’s a Hulk fan and he’d like to see me get really, really big, and so I said yes.” 

Biotelo confirms that the effects can be reversible, but Drake would rather keep the body, as Kyle has been enjoying it too much lately.

“I first saw my new reflection in that lab,” he recalled. “I looked exaggeratedly big and pumped up and veined and I was like ‘Holy sh*t! I look like a f*cking hard on!’ and I got a hard on that instant and c*me for five minutes or so. That’s when I realized what my calling in life is: to too look like a real man, and nothing’s manlier than a giant, angry d*ck.”

The 36-year old comedian described the cons of having an overly muscular body such as limited clothing options, increased libido, and a freakishly large genitalia which had to be edited out of the film—its only case of CGI use. 

“I am constantly aroused. I have to j*ck off all the time. The house needed constant mopping until Kyle suggested one day if we f*ck our brains out in the pool instead,” he chuckled.

“Clothes are also harder to come by, so I just decided to stay nude inside the house or even while I’m jogging. The neighbors don’t mind. They would recognize me passing by their house. They’d smell something musky while they sip their morning coffee. They'd see my wet trail in their front yards.” 

The comedian had never stepped his foot in a gym, but the transformation inspired him to finally lift weights and make his muscles even bigger.

When asked if his new size will limit his acting roles, he said that stand-up comedy will remain his first love, but he would still like to play the Juggernaut. 

Drake will talk about his life as a giant in his upcoming show Leaving Humanity Behind to be held in Serafino’s this December 16.

“I had the stage reinforced to carry my weight. And bring raincoats! You’ll be in for a surprise!” he laughed.  

 

[Trio]

This is absolutely stunning, thank you, I absolutely love your art, as well

[growthfan96]

an amazing short story that's perfectly paced with the images

 

[citizenies]

Really love this great story and artwork 

[palisade]

Amazing read and brilliant artwork!

Ngl though, the way some Hollywood actors carry on it won't be long before we have a live-action Hulk (again) anyways! XD

[SamuelBarbado]

4 hours ago, palisade said:

Amazing read and brilliant artwork!

Ngl though, the way some Hollywood actors carry on it won't be long before we have a live-action Hulk (again) anyways! XD

I hope it becomes scientifically possible. I’d sign up for that! 

[Trio]

Is there any continuation to this planned? Any new stories on the horizon? Cannot wait to see what’s next, if anything! Again, thank you for this gem

[SamuelBarbado]

1 hour ago, Trio said:

Is there any continuation to this planned? Any new stories on the horizon? Cannot wait to see what’s next, if anything! Again, thank you for this gem

At the moment, I’m only testing the idea of writing short stories in the form of articles, so I have no idea how to extend this story actually. I just like the idea of muscular giants trying to live “normal lives.”