muscleaddict Posted August 17, 2022 Author Share Posted August 17, 2022 Ha! No - someone close to me has that name so I'll never use it for a character. You'll be pleased to know I don't know any Tarquins though. 19 hours ago, Mdlftr said: I can see the Netflix series now! Can you IMAGINE the auditions for the "Deano Cheek Poke"?? !! LOL The mind reels!! The Cheek Poke would be an integral part of the audition process! If they can't master that they can't be Deano. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mdlftr Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 4 hours ago, muscleaddict said: Ha! No - someone close to me has that name so I'll never use it for a character. You'll be pleased to know I don't know any Tarquins though. The Cheek Poke would be an integral part of the audition process! If they can't master that they can't be Deano. There'll be a BIG demand for Personal trainers for "cheek poking"! LOL 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrzNLA Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 On 8/14/2022 at 4:37 AM, muscleaddict said: I've written a little something. I wasn't sure wether people would be into this but I showed it to a friend and he loved it and encouraged me to share it here. This is basically me taking the piss out of myself and my stories. Illustrations (added for extra effect ) by @brawnygods and @reeddune OMG!! I loved reading this! So funny! Plus, I love that people are helping you write the next story 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muscleaddict Posted August 18, 2022 Author Share Posted August 18, 2022 Thanks @BrzNLA - I had fun writing it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawnFire98 Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 @muscleaddict Might be a random question and you don't need to have an answer to it but one thing would interest me: what are the different cardio routines of your bodybuilder guys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mdlftr Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 On 8/25/2022 at 3:30 AM, DawnFire98 said: @muscleaddict Might be a random question and you don't need to have an answer to it but one thing would interest me: what are the different cardio routines of your bodybuilder guys? To answer this as a serious question: Cardio is anything that will get your heart rate up and breathing deeper: 1. stationary bike 2. stairstepper (also works glutes, since you're climbing the revolving stairs for many minutes while breathing hard) Rear view is *aHEM *cough* Impressive! *cough*! 3. tradmill - lots of opportunity for bouncing (!) muscles. Note: as bodybuilders get heavier, this becomes hard on the joints so they opt for bikes or stair steppers. 4. sex - seriously - some guys DO assess the cardio aspects! More in fiction than in reality, but, still, you're asking for a story, so -- why not include it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawnFire98 Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 20 hours ago, Mdlftr said: To answer this as a serious question: Cardio is anything that will get your heart rate up and breathing deeper: 1. stationary bike 2. stairstepper (also works glutes, since you're climbing the revolving stairs for many minutes while breathing hard) Rear view is *aHEM *cough* Impressive! *cough*! 3. tradmill - lots of opportunity for bouncing (!) muscles. Note: as bodybuilders get heavier, this becomes hard on the joints so they opt for bikes or stair steppers. 4. sex - seriously - some guys DO assess the cardio aspects! More in fiction than in reality, but, still, you're asking for a story, so -- why not include it? Great thanks, @Mdlftr! I'm gonna try to incorporate these into one of the stories I'm working on 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mdlftr Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 View of #2 Stair stepper - Can you see how that makes a guy breathe more deeply? LOL 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muscleaddict Posted May 15, 2023 Author Share Posted May 15, 2023 On 8/14/2022 at 12:37 PM, muscleaddict said: I've written a little something. I wasn't sure wether people would be into this but I showed it to a friend and he loved it and encouraged me to share it here. This is basically me taking the piss out of myself and my stories. Illustrations (added for extra effect ) by @brawnygods and @reeddune How to write a ”muscleaddict” story 1. Make sure at least one of your bodybuilder characters is a short-arsed pocket rocket/future 212 pro. A height difference between the main character and the love interest is encouraged but not essential. Jokes at the expense of the character’s height (i.e. “Is it just the one parent who’s a dwarf?”) are perfectly acceptable. 2. Your main character must do at least ONE of the following in every chapter: a) Roll their eyes b) Furrow their eyebrows c) Feel their stomach twist d) Feel their chest tighten 3. To show the love interest’s affection for the protagonist, have them buy him a bodybuilding-related hoodie, i.e. a Scorpio’s Gym/Montgomery University hoodie. Make sure the love interest has the same hoodie but in a different colour for extra cuteness. 4. Make at least ONE reference to Dom and Cole In the Land of Ug. 5. Your main character MUST have strong opinions towards shiny posers, i.e. love them/be turned on by them/have an extensive collection of them OR hate them/be forever baffled by their popularity. 6. Ensure at least one parent of the protagonist is a larger than life character who regularly annoys and embarrasses him, often in front of their friends and potential love interests. Violent acts, i.e. the parent hitting the protagonist over the head with a pile of post is completely fine. 7. Make good use of phones and social media. Have the protagonist check out other bodybuilders and his possible love interests on Instagram (make a love interest’s profile “private” to create mystery). Make sure the main character regularly exchanges cute and funny texts or DM’s with the love interest. Cue the protagonist dreamily gazing into his phone screen, getting excited at the appearance of three dots and feeling fraught and anxious when the love interest doesn’t reply within half an hour. 8. Make sure to end at least TWO chapters on a cliffhanger. Bringing back old significant characters from previous stories, i.e. a ridiculously good looking old flame of the protagonist’s boyfriend who broke his heart suddenly popping up in a pump room in nothing but a pair of shiny posers, is always guaranteed to be popular with readers. 9. Include some kind of bodybuilding-related trip for the protagonist and his love interest. For example, a guest posing spot or big bodybuilding expo held in London or a school trip to Chicago in America to guest pose at one of the biggest shows on the IFBB calendar. This trip will usually conclude with the protagonist and love interest having hot muscle sex in a hotel room. 10. Give your main character a quirky physical habit, such as poking/rolling his tongue around the inside of his cheek. You can even give this a name if you later write a spin-off from a different character’s point of view, i.e. The Deano Cheek Poke. I can confirm at least 7, maybe 8 of these things apply to my new story! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DennisFLL Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 8 minutes ago, muscleaddict said: I can confirm at least 7, maybe 8 of these things apply to my new story! MA, sounds like you've got the formula down perfectly for the pleasurable reading of your impatiently awaited story. But there's just one thing missing...oh yeah, the story itself! If you keep us waiting much more your fans will start charging you $5 per day in PayPal payments. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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