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Chapter Five

"Who, what, where?" asked Jeremy as he suddenly woke up and shook his head. He looked around and found himself lying on the floor in the middle of Mr. Stuart's living room with the teacher sitting down on a chair offering him a cup of tea. As he tried to get his bearings he looked down and stammered "My costume, it's back!"

"Indeed" replied Mr. Stuart as Jeremy stood up, "now you sit down, have a nice warm cup of tea and I'll explain everything"

As Jeremy took the cup of tea and sat down Mr. Stuart chuckled "Jeremy" he began, "do you know the tales of the Musketeers?"

Jeremy nodded to which Mr. Stuart replied "all of them? Including the legend of the Ultimate Musketeer?"

Jeremy's nodding turned into a shaking.

"In 1635, a brave Musketeer was told that his horse was getting too old and that he would have to replace him. As that horse had been willed to him by his father a decade previously he was most incensed by that idea until Athos suggested his visit a local man called Alexi who was said to be, by some, a worshipper of the devil. The brave Musketeer was told that Alexi might be able to enable his horse to stay by his side and so he went to see him. Alexi did more than that by turning that brave Musketeer's horse into a literal superhorse, a shire horse to be exact. The strongest, most powerful shire horse ever to walk the land. The brave Musketeer was so amazed he mused "Goodness, what would happen if you did that to a man?" prompting Alexi to say "That's a good idea" and embowed that man, that brave man, with the same power creating the Ultimate Musketeer"

Jeremy listened to the tale with his eyes wide in wonder so when Mr. Stuart concluded "That man, Jeremy, was your grand grandfather twelve times over" he spluttered into his tea.

"That's right" smiled Mr. Stuart, "that sword is your relative's sword hidden from you until this night when I was able to recreate the spell that could turn you into the Ultimate Musketeer" and with that leaned in and said "Remember that awful concoction I made for the Hallowe'en fayre on Friday? Why do you think you were the only person to drink it?"

"But that would mean?" said Jeremy

"I never did tell you my first name did I?" Mr. Stuart chuckled, "It's Alexi!"

Jeremy's cup fell to the ground and shattered as Alexi stood up.

"And the reason I wanted the Ultimate Musketeer to be reborn?" he added, "As a thank you. You've been the only student I have ever had, as an exchange student, who has treated me with kindness. When I gave your relative that power, I made him promise that the first born son of his line would seek me out and if I determined that he was as good as your relative then he would be able to become the Ultimate Musketeer. The last one to meet those standards was in 1815 and then since, I've been waiting patiently. Thank you, Jeremy, you have proved to me that chivalry isn't dead!"

Jeremy's expression said it all, absolute disbelief.

"Oh, and in case you were wondering" smiled Alexi, "the demonstration of, oh what it is that you young people call it now, er, oh it's on the top of my tongue, that's it "jacking off" was to prove to me that you still could keep your chivalry under the most extreme of conditions. Congratulations my lad, you are the new generation of Ultimate Musketeer. Just raise your sword whenever you believe that people are being trodden over and he will help you bring chivalry back to the fore!"

As he concluded a clock struck midnight.

"Goodness me, is it November 1st already?" Alexi chuckled, "My, how time flies eh?" and with that he helped Jeremy to his feet and gestured him towards the door. "Well, see you Monday eh lad?" and with that Jeremy blankly nodded and made his way home

***

"Come off it, Jake!" said John as they waited for Mr. Stuart to enter their class, "You're telling me that your favourite comic book character appeared in the street before you and made you cum just by speaking? I think you've been watching too much muscle porn online!"

"But he did" protested Jake, "he..." but was interrupted by Mr. Stuart entering the class.

"Well, I hope that everyone had a good Hallowe'en" he said cheerfully, "right down to business. Today we are going to make a cover for an online novel as part of the November Novel Writing Challenge that the English department are running. I have here the titles of the novels being written so all of you come up and choose one at random. Jeremy, how about you first?"

Jeremy walked up and pulled an envelope from the collection being offered to him and as he opened it he gasped "The Adventures of the Ultimate Musketeer!" which prompted Alexi to lean in and whisper "Photoshoot tonight in the school gym?"

The End?

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